Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 11, 1981
Transcript:
Lucy looks at Charlie Brown as they walk down the lane. She asks, "Charlie Brown has anyone ever told you that you walk funny?"<BR><BR> They stop and she continues, "You don't have any rhythm! Your feet point in all the wrong directions...your arms swing the wrong way..."<BR><BR> She says, "Stand up straight....now move forward...walk the way I told you..." She gestures the instructions to him and he follows them.<BR><BR> He falls over with a klunk.<BR><BR> He sits up in a daze. She says, "I still think it's a matter of rhythm...try it again..." He tries it again and again and keeps falling over.<BR><BR> As he lies on the floor in a daze, he asks, "How am I going to get home?" She walks off and replies, "Keep working at it...I've done all I can."<BR><BR> Sally walks up to him and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" Charlie Brown crawls along the ground and replies, "This is called 'Starting Over Right From The Beginning'."<BR><BR>
I guess this is what the Ministry of Silly Walks really does.