Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 03, 1982
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Linus stand in front of the "Keep Off!" sign. Linus says, "I have more bad news for you, Charlie Brown . . Old Mr. Martin can't be our umpire any more . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "But he's retired! He enjoys doing it!" Linus replies, "They say our umpires have to be registered and they have to be paid . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Linus look at a garden hose resting on a short pole. Linus says, "Also, our drinking fountain is the wrong height . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "And when we slide into home, the dust disturbs the people in the trailer park two blocks up the street . . ."<BR><BR>
Send Pig-Pen to the trailer park – they’ll be thankful for the dust from people sliding into home, which really should be pretty rare considering how bad Charlie Brown’s team is.