Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 16, 1984
Transcript:
Lucy stands in the outfield and watches the baseball bounce by.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound and screams.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown waves his baseball mitt and shouts, "Lucy! You didn't even move! You let it go right by you!"<BR><BR> Lucy responds, "I don't do bouncers!"<BR><BR>
Maybe Lucy could put up velvet ropes in the outfield and hire a bouncer.