Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 29, 1986
Transcript:
Lucy and Snoopy are jogging in their running attire and in two different directions.<BR><BR> They continue to run along.<BR><BR> They run along, quickly approaching each other.<BR><BR> They bump into each other with a BONK! Dazed, they both sit up. Lucy shouts,"You stupid beagle!! Why don't you look where you're going?!!"<BR><BR> She runs off and bumps into Charlie Brown with a BONK! A dazed Lucy shouts at a dazed, pained, and grimacing Charlie Brown,"What are you doing in the middle of the sidewalk?! Good Grief!"<BR><BR> She runs off and bumps into a pole with a BONK! She painfully crawls towards the steps.<BR><BR> Linus sits in a chair reading. He says,"I thought I heard somebody at the back door..." He walks to the door, opens it, and hits Lucy, who is standing behind it, with a BONK!<BR><BR> He walks back into the house saying,"I was wrong...I thought somebody was there..." Lucy lies on the ground in pain and dazed; she says,"I used to be somebody and I used to be there"<BR><BR>
Thus endeth the daily jog.