Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 20, 1986
Transcript:
A boy stands on the doorstep and says to Charlie Brown, "Hey, kid . . You got a sister or something with yellow hair?"<BR><BR> The boy continues, "She stole a Christmas tree from our yard."<BR><BR> Sally comes to the door and says, "I didn't steal it . . He said if it fell over, I could have it . . . When I looked at it, it fell over . ."<BR><BR> Sally concludes, "It was a Christmas miracle!"<BR><BR>
I know this is a little mean but it is funny( I think that). The tree probably saw Sally and thought she was so ugly the tree fainted.