Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 10, 1987
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty says into the phone, "Hey, Chuck . . Marcie says she called you to see who you like best, her or me . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "How about it, Chuck? Want to think about it for a minute?"<BR><BR> Patty sips from her glass and says, "Her or me, Chuck? Me or her? How about it, Chuck?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says into the telephone, "We're sorry . . The number you have reached is not in order . . And probably never will be in order again . . "<BR><BR>
Run, Chuck, RUN!