Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 16, 1991
Transcript:
Linus and the World Famous Attorney stand on Sally's doorstep. Linus says, "My attorney and I are here to sue you for hitting me with your lunch box . ."<BR><BR> Sally responds, "That's what you think!"<BR><BR> Sally holds Snoopy's supper dish and shouts, "I've got his supper dish, see? If you sue me, I'll throw it over the fence!"<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney walks away and thinks, "After careful consideration, I've decided we don't have a case . ."<BR><BR>
Snoopy should not have taken the case in the first place… he has a conflict of interests, being fed by the brother of the defendant.