Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 29, 1991
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands in front of a row of lockers.<BR><BR> Linus says, "Why are you standing in front of the lockers, Charlie Brown?" Charlie Brown is looking the other way, "I had the feeling that Heather might be meeting me here today.."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands in front of the water fountain. Lucy asks, Why are you standing by the drinking fountain, Charlie Brown?" Charlie Brown exlpains, "I thought maybe Rachel might decide to meet me here.."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits outside on a bench. Linus approaches, and asks, "Why are you sitting on this bench all by yourself, Charlie Brown?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown answers, "I just thought Elizabeth might decide to meet me here.."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown slumps on the ground against the bench. He says, "When nobody wants to meet you anyplace, you have to pretend everybody wants to meet you someplace!"<BR><BR>
Heather was the name given to the LRHG in one of the TV specials, though I don’t believe that was considered canon. Actually, shouldn’t he have learned her actual name long before?