Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 05, 1992
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Snoopy sit in the movie ticket line behind Violet. Violet orders, "One, please."<BR><BR> Charlie orders, "Two, please."<BR><BR> Charlie exclaims to Snoopy, "Senior! Well, I suppose he's a senior.. I don't know.."<BR><BR> Charlie asks the ticket vendor, "What is a senior, Sixty-five? Well, I guess in human years he might be a hundred.. Maybe even more than a hundred.."<BR><BR> Charlie comments, "Oh, really?"<BR><BR> Charlie tells the person, "No, I understand."<BR><BR> Charlie has gone in to see the movie, but Snoopy has to wait outside. He thinks, "If you're a senior, you get in for half price.. If you're a dog, you don't get in at all!"<BR><BR>
I think Snoopy’s pushing 300 in people years.