Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 05, 1993
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands in front of a mailbox and says, "If you paid seventeen dollars for a mailbox and you only got one love letter, it would still be worth it . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks in an empty mailbox. Charlie Brown says, "On the other hand, if you never ever get even one love letter, then you should get your seventeen dollars back . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown holds a mailbox. Charlie Brown stands near a sales counter and says, "I'd like to speak to the manager, please . ."<BR><BR>
He should have sent it back through the mail.