Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 22, 1993
Transcript:
Snoopy stands guard in a castle tower, holding a spear and wearing a soldier's hat.<BR><BR> Snoopy and Charlie Brown are walking past a tree. Charlie Brown says, "I think that's her house over there."<BR><BR> Snoopy and Charlie Brown stand in front of Peppermint Patty's house. Patty says, "Hi, Chuck! Thanks for bringing your dog over."<BR><BR> Patty says, "My dad and I are going to be gone overnight so we need a watchdog to guard the house."<BR><BR> Snoopy and Charlie Brown and Patty walk around the side of the house. Patty says, "Now, around here is the backdoor..."<BR><BR> Snoopy and Charlie Brown and Patty stand at the garage door. Patty says, "And this is the entrance to the garage. If anyone comes around he should bark like mad!"<BR><BR> Patty says, "It'll probably be best if he just stands guard here at the front of the house, and..." Snoopy sleeps.<BR><BR> Patty looks at Snoopy sleeping.<BR><BR> Snoopy walks away. Charlie Brown follows and says, "You sure know how to get out of things, don't you?"<BR><BR>
Charlie Brown should have just told Snoopy to pretend her house was Fort Zinderneuf.