Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 26, 1993
Transcript:
Statue of Snoopy, World Famous Attorney.<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney sits on a park bench. Linus says, "And then I was wondering why people become attorneys.." Snoopy thinks, "That's where the cookies are.."<BR><BR> Linus and The World Famous Attorney sit on the park bench. Linus says, "I hear we're not supposed to joke about attorneys anymore."<BR><BR> Linus asks, "Why is this?"<BR><BR> Linus and The World Famous Attorney walk past a stone wall. Linus asks, "Is it because you're more sensitive than you used to be?"<BR><BR> Linus and The World Famous Attorney meet an unnamed kid. The kid says, "Hey! Get a load of the funny looking attorney! He's dressed in a dog suit!"<BR><BR> The kids laughs a big laugh. "What are you gonna try to do, Mister Attorney, fool the judge?"<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney hits the kid with his briefcase. WHAP!! The kid's baseball hat is knocked off.<BR><BR> Linus and The World Famous Attorney walk on. Linus says, "I guess you are sensitive, aren't you." Snoopy thinks, "Attorneys are born sensitive."<BR><BR>
So much for that re-tort.