Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 17, 1993
Transcript:
Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit at their school desks. Marcie holds her lunch in a paper bag and Patty holds a book. Marcie says, "Lunch time, sir." Patty replies, "Good!"<BR><BR> On the playground, Marcie and Patty sit at a bench. A boy walks over and says, "Move over, little girls. Let a man sit down!"<BR><BR> The boy sits down and says, "Girls take up too much room. Girls are always in the way."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "Miriam was Moses' older sister. in chapter twelve of the book of 'Numbers' she asks, 'Has the Lord spoken only through Moses?'"<BR><BR> The boy says, "What's that supposed to mean?"<BR><BR> Patty says, "I'll explain it to him, Marcie..."<BR><BR> Marcie looks on as Patty hits the kid. POW!<BR><BR> Marcie says to Patty, "Ham and cheese, today, sir." Patty says, "Peanut butter, again, Marcie." The boy lies on the ground and says, "Moses? Who was Moses?"<BR><BR>
Holy Moses!