Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 26, 1993
Transcript:
Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit in their school desks. Peppermint Patty holds a piece of paper and says, "I got a 'C,' and 'A,' an 'R' and a 'D'! . . Not too bad, huh, Marcie?"<BR><BR> Marcie says, "That's 'card,' sir . . . It says 'report card.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "I was wondering how I got an 'R' . . ."<BR><BR>
R is for reading, righting (turning and turning out right) and a-rith-matic. C is for caroling. A is arch-ory or the study of Archie. And D is for D-, the grades you got in all other courses.