Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 20, 1996
Transcript:
Snoopy stands in front of the mailbox reading a letter. The letter says, "Dear Contributor, We are returning your stupid story."<BR><BR> Snoopy reads, "Please don't send us any more . . Please, please, please . . ."<BR><BR> The Literary Ace sits on the doghouse with his typewriter. Snoopy thinks, "I love to hear them beg . ."<BR><BR>
They should have sent Snoopy a telegram.
“Dear contributor, STOP
We are returning your stupid story. STOP
Don’t send us any more. STOP
Please, please, please. . . STOP"