Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 13, 1996
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty lies in bed and says into the phone, "I never have time to do my homework, Marcie."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "You need a course in time management, sir."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "Why should I take a course in one thing so I can take a course in another thing?"<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "My advice comes from the heart, sir . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "I know, Marcie . . Someday, when I own a major league club, I'll let you sit in one of our boxes . ."<BR><BR>