Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 19, 1997
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. Lucy walks up holding a hockey stick. She says, "Just checking in, manager . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Just letting you know everything is taken care of out in right field . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I absolutely refuse to ask what that's all about . ."<BR><BR>
She’d fare better with a lacrosse stick.