Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 24, 1997
Transcript:
Lucy and Rerun sit on the bench on the side of the basebal field. Lucy says to Rerun, "Go ask him yourself."<BR><BR> Rerun approaches Charlie Brown on the pitcher's mound. Charlie Brown says, "No, Rerun! No!" Rerun says, "But why not?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown throws his hands in the air in frustration and says, "You can't be on the team because you're too young and too little!"<BR><BR> Rerun says, "But that's discrimination!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Maybe so, but I can't help it." Rerun pulls out a piece of paper and says, "Then how about this?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "How about what?" Rerun holds up the document, "I have a court order signed by my attorney that says you have to let me play!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "A court order?" Rerun walks away and says, "I'm going out to center field."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks at the paper and says, "I wonder where he got a court order?"<BR><BR> Snoopy, the World Famous Attorney, stands at first base wearing a baseball mitt. He says, "Mom always wanted me to be an attorney.."<BR><BR>
He can’t be worse than Lucy.