Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 13, 1998
Transcript:
Sally and Charlie Brown sit at a table. Charlie Brown writes, "Dear Pen Pal,"<BR><BR> Sally says, "If your pen pal is a girl, why don't you say, 'Dearest Pen Pal' or 'Darling Pen Pal'?"<BR><BR> Sally says, "And then sign it 'Affectionately yours'."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Any other advice?" Sally says, "Don't send a picture."<BR><BR>
But if you do, keep it G-rated.