Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 01, 2002

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Snoopy: Ah! A letter from my publisher! Hmm... Author Questionnaire: These questions are designed to prepare the media with information. Author's name: Snoopy Residence: Just a doghouse Phone: Unlisted Birth: See records at Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Citizenship: Papers misplaced. These things happen. Reason for writing book: I wrote from a sense of need. I needed something to do. You can't just sleep all day long. I was one of eight Beagles. We had a happy life. Lots to eat and a good cage, although, looking out at the world through chicken wire can get to you after awhile. Married: Almost, once, but that's a long story. Schools and Colleges attended: Obedience School dropout. Suggestions for Promotion: If you don't promote my book, I'll get another publisher so fast it will make your head spin. I like filling out questionnaires!