Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 04, 2004

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Charlie: Here, Snoopy, this is for you.. Snoopy: (Oh, no! I know what it is without even looking! I hate this time of year! This is when you have to fill out a report to the head beagle on what you've done all year.. 1. How many rabbits have you chased? "None".. How embarrassing... 2. How many cats have you chased? "None".. That's a good way to get racked up! 3. How many owls did you howl at? "Twelve, but I saw only two"... Stupid owls! 4. Did you take part in any Fox Hunts? "No"... I have no desire to be stomped on by a clumsy horse! This is the part I hate... 5. Relationships with humans... a. how did you treat your master? b. Were you friendly with neighborhood children? c. Did you bite anyone? These are very personal questions... Return the yellow form to the Head Beagle with your dues, and keep the blue form for your files.. Report must be postmarked no later than Jan. 15th. What a nuisance.. I'd really like to just forget the whole thing.. Except that someday I may get to be the head beagle!)