Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 10, 2018

“How would you know?”

vanity, thy name is Lucille van Pelt

Cue Mac Davis: “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way…”

She especially does not suffer from an excess of humility.

Like Nomad, Lucy is flawed and imperfect. Unfortunately, her primary function is to fussbudget.

If by perfect, you mean jerk, then yes you are perfect.

Lucy by her own admission is the turbulent wind beneath Charlie Brown’s persona? And does she help them, Yes she does! One Nickel please.

Why couldn’t Schultz have killed her off. Maybe with a lengthy disease like juvenile leukemia. To raise awareness, or maybe as a fundraiser.

You had to ask, didn’t you?

5 cents please.

So Lucy, how does it feel to be modest too?

Whatever fussbudget!

Lucy, you are far from it. Keep dreaming.