Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 30, 2022

Maybe you should pitch Lucy?

Maybe the next batter will hit a bean ball!

Anybody for a hard line drive right at Lucy? I mean she doesn’t move. So she should be able to catch it. Maybe?

Same old same old. Did you ever get the feeling that this is like a record which gets stuck and plays one line over and over and over again?

Why…so that you can misjudge it, Lucy?

Here, batter…

Yet their losing is always Charlie Brown’s fault.

I’d hate to see where that pitch hits next.

Good thing you feel that way, Lucy, because Charlie sure isn’t.

She got legs, but she don’t know how to use ’em…

Better grit those teeth, Lucy. Or get a helmet.

I’m sure the next batter is looking forward to you too, Lucy.

you’re quite the men’s lady, aren’t you, Lucille?

The next batter hit one on her head

Chuck should consider putting Lucy behind the plate. With that mouth, she could distract the opposing batters and they would have a chance to win more games. Just a fan speaking from the other side of the fence. :)

I’ve never seen CB get anyone out. Therefore, an inning with him on the mound should theoretically be infinite in length. Or does the other team just get tired of batting after a while and want to play defense?

The next batter will bean you on the top of your head.

Which shows Lucy never moved until each batter was all the way home.

The next batter will hit one right between her legs.