"Did you know that half of all marriages end in divorce?" "Then why do people get married?" "So they never have to buy their own blenders."
Snerk!
Today it’s because people don’t want to buy their own Netflix accounts
Or their own fondue pots (that’s how old I am, folks.)
Or their own crock pot, or – shudder – their own lava lamp.
True
Marriage is the first step on the road to divorce.
Cuddleman about 12 years ago
Snerk!
AyeshaVikram over 6 years ago
Today it’s because people don’t want to buy their own Netflix accounts
MemphisBelle about 5 years ago
Or their own fondue pots (that’s how old I am, folks.)
draybeck over 4 years ago
Or their own crock pot, or – shudder – their own lava lamp.
DannyDonkeyHatesPeople over 2 years ago
True
T- Mak 10 months ago
Marriage is the first step on the road to divorce.