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1. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s okay to date a nun, just don’t try to get into the habit.

2. 9 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My dog could eat an entire carrot by lying down and holding the carrot between his paws. He also loved most vegetables, even picking cherry tomatoes off the vine. He couldn’t tell ripe from green, though.

3. 13 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I once made the mistake of giving a friend’s wife and their brat a ride to the grocery store. I even pushed the cart for her. When she wouldn’t buy the kid something he wanted, he started screaming “You F***ING A**h***!! as loud as he could.” This from a kid that could barely talk. If looks from other shoppers could kill, I would not be here to write this. The mom just laughed, and of course I could do nothing since he wasn’t my child.

4. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The altitude isn’t the problem, except for planes landing and taking off and low-flying helicopters (I call them COP ’ters, with their ultrabright spotlights). The bigger problem is when they fly to close to the ground and the buildings, cars, and people on the ground. I have also heard that Amazon uses drones for deliveries now in some areas. I haven’t heard of any problems with that yet. I recently heard a beeping sound coming from the roof of my house that lasted for a couple of days. I think it was a drone that got out of range from it’s pilot and just landed. The owner probably drove around the neighborhood until it would respond and fly again. I could have gotten a free drone, but they’re useless without the controller.

5. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Are you referring to Barack Obama? He had no big failures in two terms, and he brought the economy back from the second bush’s recession. He is now regarded as one of the best Presidents we have had – two terms with no major scandals.

6. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s not “the government.” It is totally the wet dream of the gop.

7. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, the Democrats did not re-elect a convicted felon (34 counts) with three trials (with about fifty more felony charges) on hold; he was impeached TWICE in his first term but not convicted by a gop-controlled senate; he got a $480 Million-Dollar judgement against him for defaming a woman he sexually assaulted AFTER he lost a previous case for defaming the same woman-just a $5 Million-Dollar fine that time (a slow learner); he was documented to have told over thirty thousand lies in his first term; he caused an insurrection in 2021 where the mob attacked the police guarding the capitol (several died and about a thousand of his fans were sent to prison) because he lied about the election he just lost, claiming it was rigged; he stole classified national security documents when he left the White House and lied to the FBI when they tried to get them back; and a lot more but my fingers are getting sore. Can you name any Dems with such a rap sheet?

8. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   That’s true! There is a picture of a flying pig at the Sugar House Bar-B-Que in Salt Lake City. They’re rare, though, because almost all piglets get their wings clipped soon after birth.

9. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Sick. Reminds me of the line “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” Or “Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?”

10. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Don’t forget the apostrophe in “who’re” or you get a banned word notice.