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1. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Opera was invented to torture the poor souls in the dungeons.

2. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The English can’t even speak their own language. “Torch” instead of flashlight, “bonnet” for the hood of a car, etc. And they add an extra “i” to aluminum. They say “aluminium.” :)

3. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Tequila can make any pig beautiful. At least, so I’ve been told.

4. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Reminds me of the time I heard a guy tell a woman “Hey! You don’t sweat very much for a fat chick!” Her response was a very hard thump to his beer gut. He almost started crying.

5. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Then there is the computer repair guy that thinks he’s cute when he says “It’s a problem with the Eye Dee Ten Tee Operator.” (I D 10 T.)

6. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Wear protection.

7. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What was so stupid about that?

8. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hat Makers in the 18th century used a mercury compound in their hat-making. The exposure caused many afflictions, and the phrase “Mad as a Hatter” was the result of their behavior.

9. 27 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The “us” at the end of Croc and lazybutt is like the captioned names for Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.

10. 28 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Plus smarter, better looking, not as stinky, not a serial liar, not a whining crybaby, not a rapist, not a traitor to America, doesn’t scam his fans for “campaign contributions” to pay his lawyers, not a wannabe dictator, didn’t cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans, not convicted for business fraud, didn’t lose two lawsuits (so far) for defamation of the same woman, not convicted of 34 Felonies for election fraud, and not facing at least three more trials with more than seventy felony charges. And Rat never claimed falsely to be a Multi-Billionaire.