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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2002
May 30, 2002
June 01, 2002
Transcript:
"Dear Julia Roberts, you are so pretty and so smart. I am so dumb and so fat."
"I guess when God was handing out the good stuff, I musta been taking a potty break."
"What a beautiful image."
"Thanks. It's how my mom explained it to me."
That’s an insult to God………… GET A LIFE GUYS.