Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2002

Transcript:

"Where did Pig go?" "To that new Greek restaurant downtown." "What's it called?" "F." "'F'? There's no restaurant called 'F'." "That's what I said...but he said he saw it on a little sign in the window." "That's not the name...it's the grade given to it by the county for its cleanliness and food handling standards...and an 'F' is the lowest possible grade." "So what's the big deal?" "Yasou, Pig...Georgios, he drop you gyro behind stove, but ees okay, becose Yanni can reach with mop..."