Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2002

Transcript:

"I've heard that your fellow zebras are trying to fool the lions by playing dead." "Yeah, but it's not working." "Of the one hundred reported instances of zebras faking their death, ninety-nine were killed by the lions." "Well...at least one guy made it." "No...he wasn't faking."