Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2002

Transcript:

"Did you enjoy the first-ever Convention of Unthinkology?" "What? I didn't even know about it." "It was in our living room last night." "But there was no one in our living room." "Hey, if you can't think, you surely can't remember to attend a stupid convention." "I wasn't thinking." "Get your own club."