Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2002
September 26, 2002
September 28, 2002
Transcript:
"I love the fortune cookies I get here...this one says, 'Your name will always be remembered with great admiration.' Heh heh heh." "Read yours." "'The monkey who forgets your name will bite your big, floppy ears.'" "And you are?" "Scared."
I once got a fortune that said “A tub and rub will change our day”