Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2002
September 28, 2002
September 30, 2002
Transcript:
"'The Adventures of Angry Bob' Volume III by Rat." "Angry Bob was angry. He went to the diner and punched Frank." "TYPE TYPE." "Frank punched Bob back. So Bob punched Frank. And Bob punched Frank." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "And Bob punched Frank. And Bob punched Frank. And Bob punched Frank." "TYPE TYPE." "Geez, all this fighting...If you're gonna sell this novel to women, you're gonna need a little romance in there too." "Myra smile at Bob. Bob smile at Myra. And Bob punched Frank."
I can’t BELIEVE what Zebra just said!! So Goat isn’t the only one who’s sexist! Really?!? Out of all the critisizms he could have said, he gives him a tip to make it “sell to women” GAH!!