Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2002

Transcript:

"Pig Gets A Guardian Angel..." "Not to be rude, Niko, but I don't want you as a guardian angel if you can't keep me safe." "Oh, c'mon...I've only lost a few guys..." "Over what time period?" "Uh...last week?" "IT WAS A VERY BAD WEEK, OKAY?!"