Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2002
October 16, 2002
October 18, 2002
Transcript:
"When my cousin Burt was killed by the crocodiles, he tried to be cool and get off that famous Nathan Hale line." "You mean, 'I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country'?" "Yeah, but he mixed up some words and didn't finish it." "'I regret that I have one butt'?"
five of his family have died now