Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2002

Transcript:

"What is that?" "A lawyer...I bought him at a garage sale." "A garage sale?" "Yeah...The town's just filled with these guys, so they're practically giving 'em away." "What can it do?" "I dunno...I was thinking I'd stick him in the passenger seat so I can use the carpool lane." "...And when we're at home, I think he'd make a nice lamp." "That's great...Lemme take a closer look." "NO NO NO NO NON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO." "WOOOOOSHHH." "It sued me." "Never pet a strange lawyer."