Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2002
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Transcript:
"This book says that if you let a roomful of monkeys type for infinity, they'll eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare." "So? What's that supposed to prove?" "Monkeys plagiarize."
Of course, that whole theory is based on the assumption that someone has successfully breeded an army of typing, immortal primates. More importantly, it is also based on the assumption that you feed them as well…