Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2002
Transcript:
"Well Ha Ha Ha...Beans are getting expensive." "You know...I really don't care." "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people like you who insist on voicing ordinary, commonplace thoughts aloud as a means of engaging complete strangers in conversation." "Is it my fault that you're so miserable and lonely that you've got to talk to strangers you see in a grocery store?? I didn't talk to you, now did I?" "Get a job! Get a dog! Get a life! Just leave me alone because I don't like being approached by whacked-out losers searching desperately for human interaction!!" "Yes, Honey...They're expensive." "Those darn beans!! Those darn beans!!!" "Kill Death Kill Death."
faithcross almost 13 years ago
dwl
Doctor Coconuts almost 12 years ago
what is that
zianrocks2468 almost 12 years ago
Rat was talking to himself.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Lmao
jackproarty over 6 years ago
Why did Rat buy so many oranges?
Julian Dieter about 3 years ago
His shirt says kill death kill death
76noos 5 months ago
I agree with Rat. I hate it when people say obvious things like, “Nice weather today.”
alantain about 1 month ago
Never assume that people are talking to you when they talk. I hate being interrupted when I’m talking to myself.