Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2003
Transcript:
"Everyone focuses on the differences between men and women...But I think they're pretty much the same." "Hang on." "Excuse me, Ma'am, but how many pairs of shoes do you own?" "Five hundred and eleven." "Do you have any other theories?" "Wait...That's only the black ones.'
I plead the fifth…