Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2003
March 12, 2003
March 14, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm leaving my wife." "You can't. You're a swan. Swans mate for life." "What? That's ridiculous...You have a new partner every night." "I'm a dog. We can do that." "Is there a reason you keep barking, Dear?"
Beer about 4 years ago
Perhaps I am a dog. After, I am loyal. What did you think I meant?
alantain 6 days ago
Maybe he’s not a swan. He could be a blue-footed booby. They don’t mate for life either.