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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2003
March 15, 2003
March 17, 2003
Transcript:
"Rat, the marriage counselor." "Lemme make sure I understand your problem, Ma'am." "You and your husband are swans, which means you're together for life, but your husband, here, wants the freedom of being a dog, so he's pretending he's a dog." "That's right." "What's your take on this, Sir?" "Dogs are allowed to roam free and have fun every night of their lives...It's one never-ending party with the ladies." "Hooey!...Like that's a good enough reason to throw away everything we have and everything we've ever worked for..." "You lost me at 'hooey.'"
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