Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2003

So many Bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahb, Bōb (long o, as in zoo), Bobe, see, there are lots of possibilities.

I ask how to spell it. Again, not always effective, but better then Rat’s strategy.

It’s not as if Pig lied to Bob.

Patis clearly has a vendetta against Bob’s which honestly valid

I find that this usually works, “Please tell me your name! I’ve forgotten it!”