Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2003

Transcript:

"Mr. Pastis, I'm afraid I have more bad news...Pig left the strip today." "What? Where'd he go?" "To visit an old friend in Boston." "Boston? Who does that dumb pig know in Boston?" "Get off the couch, you @*#&@#..." "It's okay...He's like that to everybody."