Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2003
June 21, 2003
June 23, 2003
Transcript:
"Gee, Mary Anne, I didn't think your father would ever let me take you out on a date." "Yeah, he's very protective of me, and he's got a terrible temper." "Does he ever let you go anywhere?" "He lets me go to my golf tournaments." "I didn't know you golfed." "Yeah, I just got back form a tournament in Virginia. They gave me this commemorative golf tee." "Look at that...They managed to print 'Virginia Invitational' right on the side." "Yeah, they--oops...I dropped it...." "Gosh, where'd it go?" "I don't see it anywhere. Oh well, It's okay...We need to get going..." "...Well, thanks for a great night, Mary Anne." "It's about time...You're two minutes late." "Sorry, Sir...We would have been on time, but your daughter here lost her Virginia tee." "...Geez, you'd think I took it."
