Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2003

Transcript:

"I hear Pig joined a pen pal service." "Yeah...They paired him up with some Indian farmer from Chiapas, Mexico." "Chiapas, Mexico? Those Indians are engaged in a brutal guerrilla war to overthrow the Mexican government...What'd Pig say to him?" "...And my favorite character is Ross, but it used to be Chandler."