Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2003

Transcript:

"You dumb pig!!...You didn't tell me your sister Farina got married to some guy named Bob!! And I called her for a date!!!" "I didn't want to hurt you." "Hurt me?? D'you think I wouldn't find out??! NEVER keep bad news from me! I ALWAYS want to know!!" "Okay, then...Stay out of your closet...Bob's got a gun." "Is he home yet??"