Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2003

Transcript:

"Society of Cultured Pigs." "Meeting today 6:30." "...And with my return on the real estate investment trusts, I should be able to retire next year..." "You know, Phil. My equities portfolio has outperformed as well...The health care sector has been extraordinary." "Equities have been wonderful, Bob, but this was the year to be in bonds...I've done very well." "How about you, Pig?" "Oh, my prospects look extraordinary, Phil." "In fact, just last week, I got an e-mail from the chairman of Nigeria offering me large fee for my help in transferring $28,000,000 locked up in overseas accounts. I gave him my bank account number and expect my fee shortly." "I shouldn't brag so openly."