Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2003
Transcript:
"This is my new camera...I'm gonna take pictures of famous athletes in action." "Who you gonna start with?" "Tiger Woods...I got a ticket to the P.G.A. championship, so I'm gonna get really close to him and take a great shot of him in the middle of his swing." "...And here he is wrapping the three-iron around my head."
He got so close, Tiger’s club hit him and messed up his shot, so he got really angry.