Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2003
August 20, 2003
August 22, 2003
Transcript:
"...And this year's lifetime achievement award goes to...Cousin Nicky...Unfortunately, Cousin Nicky couldn't be with us tonight, as he was recently killed." "The 2003 Courage Awards." "...Accepting on his behalf will be...his skull...which we stole from the lions' camp." "Don't bother applauding...He can't hear you."
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