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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2003
September 03, 2003
September 05, 2003
Transcript:
"Please don't leave, Cindy...I don't mean to cheat...It's just that I'm a guy...We can't control it...We're like monkeys." "...And thank you, Helen, for fifty wonderful years...You're as lovely as the day I first met you." "That's a poor excuse for a monkey."
Is that one monkey a professor? Maybe that’s how he controls his primal instincts through intelligence. They seem high society