Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2003
Transcript:
"Do you save all your money in that piggy bank?" "I don't 'save' money in Fredo...I GIVE it to him, so he and his wife can retire in comfort some day." "Listen, Moron...The only way to get money out of that stupid bank is to smash it to bits with a hammer." "Nice knowing you."
One would figure that a wife would be a little sadder to lose her husband.