Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2003

Transcript:

"What are you doing, Pig?" "Trying to play touch football...They're picking teams and I'm the last guy left." "Well, at least if you're the last guy, they have no choice but to pick you now." "...I'll take the tree." "I'll take the telephone pole." "I'll take the bus home."